reseachers from the massachuts turnpike authority found over 200 dead crows near greater boston recently, and there was concern that they might have died from avian flu/
a bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and to everyones relief confirmed the problem was not avian flu
However during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows hadd been killed by impact with trucks, but only 2%were killed by impact with a car.
MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger
They discovered that while all the look crows could shout "cah cah" not a single one could shout "truck"

OOOOO NOOOOO Groaner Deluxe!!

Yep.
On a scale of 1 to 10 that was definitely a groaner!
...but it made me smile.
Zeke

No up to your usual standard