Did in the bedroom light switch that responds to clapping . Now not sex, but some disco!

we have more gentle slapping here than clapping. Usually testicles bouncing off the woman's chin.

What is it in Moscow?

It probably depends on the quality of the testicles, but I, frankly, do not know: I have long hung up my skates on a nail

Old folk tale, young soviet decides to act like human (had he been cossack,all would be well). Quervos are still valued by those that wear them. But then a soviet woyld not understand that

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Quervos

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