A couple took in
> an 18-year-old girl as a
> lodger. She asked if she could have a
> bath, but the woman of
> the house told her they didn't have
> a bathroom but that she could
> use a tin bathtub in front of the fire.....
>
> "Monday's the best
> night, when my husband goes out to the pub
> for darts," she
> said. So the girl agreed to have a bath the
> following
> Monday.
>
> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts
> match, the woman filled the bath and
> watched as the girl got
> undressed. She was surprised to see that
> the lass didn't have
> any pubic hair, and told her husband when
> he came home.
>
> He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next
> week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so
> that you can see for
> yourself."
>
> The following Monday, while the girl again got
> undressed, the wife asked,"Do you
> shave?"
>
> "No," replied the girl.
> "I've
> just never grown any hairs down there.
> Do you have
> hairs?"
>
> "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her
> hairy
> muff.
>
> When the girl went to bed, the husband came in, and the
> wife asked, "Did you see
> it?"
>
> "Yes," he said, "but why the
> hell did you have to show her
> yours?"
>
> "Why not?" she said.
> "You've
> seen it before."
>
> "I know," he said, "but the darts team
> hadn't!"

YEHAW!!