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On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were eating breakfast again, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"



Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time." nilly
 
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Well that's what happens when your wife is a blonde.
 
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I work with a couple of women that are that smart!!
 
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Once had a lady who called the gun shop several times and the owner kept telling her she had the wrong number. Told him to let me handle it. On her next call, I asked for the number she was dialing, and wrote it down. I then asked her to redial again. When she called again, I told her to REDIAL the number and stop using the REDIAL BUTTON! Next call was her, again! Yep, called the number she had been trying to call and had them call the blond who had no clue as how to use her phone!
 
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