A black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's a Democracy?"

"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, WIC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & the list goes on & on, you knows".

"But mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?"

"Sure they do, that's called racism!"

To paraphrase a quote by someone who I cannot remember;

"Why is it greed to want to keep what I have earned and not greed to take what you have not earned?"