THE OLD COW


Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along
a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in
front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered
back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was
holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and
their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked
Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

LOL!!!