Siamese twins walk into a bar in Texas and park
themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender,

"Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Lonestar
beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers and says,

"Been on vaction yet, boys?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!", says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like any of that British crap!" says John.

"Bar BQ & Lonestar beer, that's us, right Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?", asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."