I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store. There were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.

I then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said,

"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

1/3 ownership in the store,

a company pickup truck,

a king size bed,

and $3,000 a month in living expenses.

In return for !!!!!!!!!