Two priests are out driving and get pulled over.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver “Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters”
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says—
“Alright officer, we’ll do it”

Ouch! That'll leave a mark!
Zeke

This evening I called my mother in the hospital with pneumonia.After a bit of talk she asked me to tell her a joke to cheer her up + since was the last one I heard I figured,what the hell.I told her,she started to laugh + I figured that was a good place to stop as her breath is shallow.Thanks for the joke,it seemed to make her feel better.

Laughter is the best medicine.
I hope Mom gets well soon.