Careful when hitting the after-holiday sales!

Look out for the new "Mall Scam" which is happening at the local Mall. Two good-looking, 18-year-old women come to your car as you're parking it. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, while the other comes to your window saying 'hi' . . . she's bending over, with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It's impossible for a man to not look.
Now, here's the kicker: When you thank them and offer them a generous tip, they say "No," and beg you for a ride to the local Mall. If you agree (which you know you will) you are smart if you tell them to sit in the back. On the way, they start having sex in the back seat --then one of them crawls up front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I'm sending on this warning because I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday . . . but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Guys, let's be careful out there!

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Those werent women. They were dudes with tits.