Two blonds and a redhead were walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City when a seagull with exceptionally good aim flies over and lets one loose, nailing one of the blonds in the middle of the forehead. The redhead sees this and tells the blonds "Wait right here, I'll go get some toilet paper" She is only gone about 3 minutes when the splattered blond says to the other blond "Well duh, by the time she gets back, that seagull will be long gone!"