After a hardy Oklahoma rainstorm filled all the potholes in the back alley, a young mother watched through her kitchen window, as her two little boys played in a water puddle.

The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of the head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the back yard in a panic.

"Why on Earth did you do that to your little brother?" she inquired as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church,' Mommy" He said. I was baptizing him like the preacher did in church last Sunday. I said I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and in-the-hole-he-goes!"