Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in a hospital's
ICU; tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every
function all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear with a
drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in
a serious accident. She looked deep and steady into my eyes and I heard
her slowly and clearly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply,"Can I feel your tits, then."

damm straight