While escaping through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie arose from the bottle and said, "Master, may I grant you a wish?"

Osama responded, "You foolish, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need a common woman giving me anything."

The genie pleaded, "Please sir, I must grant a wish or I will forever be returned to that bottle!"

Osama thought for a moment, grumbled about the impertinence of women and said, "Very well, I wish to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. Just do it and off with you!”

The insulted genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

Next morning, Bin Laden woke up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi. His dick was gone, his knees were broken and he had no health insurance.

Praise Allah!