>A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past
>and
> > >looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The
monkey
>says
> > >"smoking a joint, come up and have some."
> > >
> > >So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few
> > >joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going
>to
> > >get a drink from the river.
> > >
> > >The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the
> > >river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps
>him
>to
> > >the side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
> > >
> > >The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
>joint
> > >with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the

>river
> > >while taking a drink.
> > >
> > >The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
jungle,
> > >finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and
he
>looks
> > >up and says "hey!"
> > >
> > >The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark.......how much water did
you
> > >drink?!!"
> > >