Political Correctness: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!

What are the politically correct rules?
1) Blacks are victims.
2) Women are victims.
3) White men are pigs.
4) Civilian gun owners are dangerous nuts.
5) We need more socialism.
6) Gays are better than straights.
7) Money should be forcibly transfered from the wealthy to the poor.
8) Money should be forcibly transfered from rich nations to poor nations.
9) Global warming is a serious concern.
10) We need government funded abortion clinics on every corner for partial birth abortions.
11) The fairness doctrine would mean that ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, and MSMNC can continue with left wing propaganda on TV, but right wing AM radio must stop.
12) No prosecution for welfare girl friends providing convicted felon boy friends with straw purchase of handguns used in a crime, but we need to close the gunshow loophole.
13) Individually piloted cars are bad, but light rail is good.