You are busy making love to this gorgeous girl, and she says “is it in yet?”

Don't know. Wiggle your butt and I'll see.

It was I am done

Response, "Yes I am. Now pack some Pxxxy around it."

My Response" Not Yet Babe,Here Hold My Beer While I Tie a 2x4 To My Ass To Keep from Falling in.

Once had a waitress friend that told a few. One guy came in + asked her if he could slip her 9",she says "sounds grand but I don't think you could get it up 3 times."Then there was the waitress that we all stopped at the coffee shop on the way to work back in the dark ages.Our crew chief (who considered himself a ladies man) would make the age old old statement after sipping his coffee,"Damn thats sweet,what did you do.stick your finger in it?"Sharp a a whip she came back,"{Sure did + then I stirred your coffee."He was so pissed that as we were leaving the coffee house he said,"Goddamn,you could'nt satisfy that bitch if you had a 14" dick + a 300 lb. nigger setting on your ass.He did have a way of eloqunse.

yes + since I am still able to speak I will add to the fact that the closer to the top,the kinky level gets worse......AN THATS WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING !

My biggest ego deflator was after I had my knee replaced, I was going to physical therapy and the little 20 something female therapist said "You're in great shape."

I was feeling pretty good until she added, "My grandfather's not in near the shape that you are."

Had a friend that passed but when he went into the hospital he was put in a tub + this cute young thing came in to give him his bath.The whole time he was being soaped down he was looking at the wall saying soap dish,soap dish,I am looking + thinking ONLY about the soap dish......down old fred.

On the (my subject) o0f waitresses,I once knew a gal that worked "The Broken Spoke",the premier of Austin Texas's dance halls.
she had the knack of looking across the room + seeing the sweat bubbles on your can or bottle + be there with a new one before you even thought you wanted another.She got great tips;well deserved.

My 1st wife (in the dark ages) was sitting next to Doug Kershaw (the cajun fiddler)on the plane + he kept hitting on her until she said,could we talk about something interesting....like your shoes.Kinda cooled his ardour.