Leroy, being short of welfare money for his weekend's stash of white powder, decides to go to work.

Around 2 AM he enters through the freshly broken backdoor of the empty house he cased in the afternoon.

He is busy searching a desk's drawers when a creaking voice right behind him says:

"Angel's a-watchin' you..."

Leroy jumps out of his socks, almost freaks out, does a 180, and there he sees in a moonlit patch... an old parrot on his perch.

"Fk ya man... You almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Sorry, mate... Waz juss' trying to warn you..." says the parrot.

Laughing, Leroy replies: "You're a funny one... What's your name?"

"Moses."

"Moses??? What kind of people would call a parrot Moses??"

With a shrug, the parrot says: "The same kin' people who get to call a Rottweiler Angel..."