I had no idea where to post this vital link:

http://www.hppenterprises.com/...314ec335d813f8ba514a

I am waiting for someone to come up with one of these missile launchers that has a tiny camera, so you can pull up a screen with crosshairs to shoot at someone.

Then make the thing wireless so you can put it in another room, and have it guard the door to your office.

Wonder if a percussion cap and blue tack would work?
Or a bigger spring and cap bombs? I've got some nice metal ones around somewhere.
Mite be worth ordering a launcher.

I'm guessing you never whacked a percussion cap with a hammer in the basement when you were little. They are pretty darn loud!

Now maybe some canned air into a small airsoft like mini vulcan would be a good "gate guardian"!

Wacking 'em with a hammer is so last year, also the concrete shrapnel in the side of the face gets quite boring.
Now days I like to soak a rag in Zippo fuel, tie a bunch of caps, primers, blanks or whatever will go bang up in it and light the sucker up ... then laugh like hell when my mates think they are under attack.
Small things amuse small minds.



one Bang per knot

Wink,

don't you have a rather attractive young wife you should be spending more time with...?

These are cool, but they need a six-millile model with 100 feet range.

try www.build-solar-system.com for even more fun

Rich

Rich,

She's been putting up with my sophomoric humor and teen-age pastimes for years. But yes, she is still sexy. But what's your excuse? Build your own solar system?