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Which do you think is the best phony story? Rate by quality of (1) imagination, (2) sincerity, (3) believablity, (4) originality. Here's my rating, for example: teancum --- (1) = 7, (2)= 10, (3)= 0, (4)= 0; total 17 carpetman - (1) = 9, (2)= 10, (3)= 3, (4)= 0; total 22 kabluewy -- (1) = 4, (2) = 0, (3)= 0, (4)= 10; total 14 Carpetman gets a 3 in believability only because some actually believe him. Teancum gets zero because no one is idiot enough to believe his BS. Kabluewy gets 0 due to his spoof is intentionally unbelievable, as a spoof. Kabluewy gets 10 in originality because he has never told his spoof quit like that before, but carpetman and teancum get zero for originally because of excessive proselytizing over the supposed virtues of 223 varmint bullets. Sorry, I'm just not up to speed with the real experienced pros here on imagination and sincerity. Of course please consider this as your invitation to join in the fun by telling us your favorite phony story, all for our fun and amusment of course.
Kabluewy's entry in the phony story contest: Just last week, I was deer hunting with my 458, and as usual I stalked up to about 20 feet of a nice mountain buck. With the shot, he dropped on the spot of course and managed a kick or two. Fortunately for me, I was shooting a bullet that completely passed through, because it hit the brown bear lurking in the alder that I didn’t see before, right between the eyes. Now that’s a real twofer. Incidentally, the bear steaks were tastier and more tender than the buck. KB ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | ||
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KB, Usually the first liar never stands a chance. In this case they got off to an early lead that you could not make up down the home stretch. Mine that bird you are not. | |||
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I dont even bother telling my best so called "macho" hunting story. Its just too hard to believe, so I dont bother, I just keep that one to myself.. AK-47 The only Communist Idea that Liberals don't like. | |||
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