I suppose that it will take a bit of time before the Hook gets around to posting a hunt report. I did get a whiff and a hint.

You got a whiff of Hooker?

Do they have meds for that?

bushbuck and some "birds" is what I heard-



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birds ????

Bloody hell

I told them to shoot only baboons and here im sitting in the kalahari having my own fun where do you go springbuck and gemsbuck hunting and you drive around and walking and there stands agreat old roan bull looking at you and your brother in law tells you luan when lasr did i give you a present there you go its my present to you a great heart shot and i have a great trophy and thx pietskiet its the best present in years or my life i think i made the right decision marrying your sister.

Luan

Luan, looks like that Roan is turning out not to be so free after all. Hooker making merry, I wonder what other "baboons" he has "found?"

I believe porcupine and kudu to go with the bushbuck. I don't think he has even started on the baboons yet. Luan, if you don't get back soon, hooker will not only deplete your game populations, he will exterminate your liquor cabinet contents and mortify the women folk down at the pub.

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Originally posted by timg953:
mortify the women folk down at the pub.

It would be a blessing if they are only mortified.

Luan,

Mate if you want to stop him shooting everything in sight all you have to do is confiscate his car doors & spotlight!

Its so much fun picking on Hooker while he can't defend himself-

He was here last week practicing shooting off doors.


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Hooker just checked in--no kudu yet, did snipe several baboons. He said to tell Luan and Stve that it was to late-both doors and spotlights already in use.

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screw all ya'll i an't poached shit off Luan's place i been huntinh with Ork on his place

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
screw all ya'll i an't poached shit off Luan's place i been huntinh with Ork on his place

Just through a car window and the aid of a spotlight?



For those of you who don't understand, Hook is a tough, advenurous and straight shooting SOB (and a bloody good friend) and we're just pulling his leg.

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Originally posted by shakari:



Hook is a bloody good friend and we're just pulling his leg.

Nope, I don't know who told you anyone could be friends with a spotlighting poacher.

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screw all ya'll i an't poached shit off Luan's place

Yet--



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Originally posted by Cross L:

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Damn but that made me spit good Earl Grey tea all over my keyboard!

be careful about pulling Hooker's leg, it could come off and you don't know where that stump has been.

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Originally posted by timg953:
be careful about pulling Hooker's leg, it could come off and you don't know where that stump has been.

I do know..... he told me one night when he was celebrating his buffalo and those stories still give me nightmares!!!!!!

I commend Hooker, car doors make excellent rests!!!

Also poaching is such a harsh term

I talked to hooker today and so far the kudu are safe. It has however been pointed out to me that luan's prize breeding buff could end up on the braai if don spots it.

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Originally posted by timg953:
I talked to hooker today and so far the kudu are safe. It has however been pointed out to me that luan's prize breeding buff could end up on the braai if don spots it.

Should create a good atmosphere round the fire?

Luan,

Mate, you, your neighbours and all your neighbours, neighbours had better round up all your buff and get them under lock and key asap!

Im back on the farm everything is ok my neighbours chase away some funny one leg man few days ago muttering with a bottle of whiskey in hand that he needs to shoot buffalo but couldnt find the trck door, and then the baboons are running away also barking something about a man trying to interfere with there woman,guys I think there a American on the loose come and fetch him pleaseeee.

/luan

Whatever you do, don't send him my way because he'll want to get my old still into operation and if you think he's dangerous when he's drunk on factory made liquor, he's gonna be a LOT worse on his own home made hooch!

That is of course assuming he doesn't blow himself to hell ang gone whilst trying to get the still working again!



Actually, he'll be stuffed because I've given part of the still away to a neighbour!

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Originally posted by luan:
Im back on the farm everything is ok my neighbours chase away some funny one leg man few days ago muttering with a bottle of whiskey in hand that he needs to shoot buffalo but couldnt find the trck door, and then the baboons are running away also barking something about a man trying to interfere with there woman,guys I think there a American on the loose come and fetch him pleaseeee.

/luan

Nobody on that side of the pond wants him, or will admit to knowing him, that's why he was sent this side. Shame of it is that he is yours now Luan. Just let him kill the buffalo and get it done. The baboons will have to figure a way out by themselves.

Y'all realize that he created a whole new species of one legged, alcoholic, sexually deviant, carnivorous baboons in Cameroon and Kenya? Don't let South Africa be next!!!

Man was I disappointed to click on this post. Do a better job of labeling next time. Maybe, "Mr. Hooker" or something.

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Originally posted by timg953:
Y'all realize that he created a whole new species of one legged, alcoholic, sexually deviant, carnivorous baboons in Cameroon and Kenya? Don't let South Africa be next!!!

That has to be the funniest post I've read all year!

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Originally posted by Gayne C. Young:
Man was I disappointed to click on this post. Do a better job of labeling next time. Maybe, "Mr. Hooker" or something.

You might find Mr. Hooker with the "camo slippers."

Timg953, is it not too late?

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Originally posted by Gayne C. Young:
Man was I disappointed to click on this post. Do a better job of labeling next time. Maybe, "Mr. Hooker" or something.

Thats just because you haven't met him yet-


And he aint never gonna be Mr Hooker----

Hooker only wears those camo velvet slippers when stalking the hairless female baboons in Kenya. While hunting, he uses Paul Phelan's prototype buffalo hunting trousers

He wears trousers?

Yeah but he puts one leg in and one leg on

I thought he liked to wear those designer floral dresses like Laura Ashley and Phillip Treacey handbags....

Oh my but he's gonna give us shit for this when he sees it!

Steve, he can't give us shit, the buffalo hunting pants he got from Paul have extra heavy drawstrings on the cuffs.......to hold the shit in during a charge.

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Originally posted by shakari:
Oh my but he's gonna give us shit for this when he sees it!

The good news is he's head for Kenya--so we will be hard to reach.

Never under estimate the reach of a determined Hooker. All joking aside, hooker is one of my best friends. He's the kind of guy you can trust with your wallet.......but not your beer