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You guessed it. I type reeeaal slooowwwww.

Hog Killer

Bob

An American accent selling something American, fair enough. But a kid saying "Mommy, Gee, can we see the zeeeeeebra" ( ) doesn't quite work.

Eg Colonel Saunders selling Kentucky Fried Chicken or a bunch of jiggling darkies selling Spicy Chicken Wings works quite well.

That is a funny menu, except we do not have shrimp in Australia. Americans have shrimps, Aussies have prawns and they are not shrimpy.

"Monteroy" jack and "ranch" dressing. Confused.

" Our steaks are fair dinkum ... 'Genuine USDA Choice Cuts.' "

USDA ??? Ha ha.

"Prime Minister's Prime Rib
A tempting, 16-ounce cut, 12-ounce cut or 8-ounce cut oven roasted slowly"

You can have all 12 or 13 of his ribs and please roast him very very slowly.

What about an "Sydney Oxford Street Oyster steak". Perfect for San Francisco.


"Aboriginal fire sauces:

I think those sauces are called ash and gut juice.

I went to a lone star once, good food. Had to laugh when the bell went off and the waiters done a little boot skoot'n
None of them looked happy about it

That's funny,just as bad we have Lone Star Steakhouses here.



BTW,Aussies never say "G'day Mates",only "G'day Mate".
If more that one person is present we just say,"G'day".

I like this one

Walkabout Soup� O' The Day
A unique presentation of one of our Australian favorites. Reckon!..........Reckon

Or this-

Outback Lamb
New Zealand lamb served with a Cabernet sauce. NZ lamb in the outback

Oh dear ,the names on the menu ,I dont think it was an Aussie who made those names. I think it was written up by Steve Irwins script writer. From what I have heard about the Outback Steak house ,is that they should take out the "back" and "steak" and just call it the out house, is this right.

Vapodog,

Regarding my post on new levels of emotional outpouring etc.



Note the next five or six posts from members of several English speaking countries



!!! :grin. F^$%#&$, BLA! BLA! ???



We are obviously NOTHING like one another these days.

TOTALLY different



I will do us a favour and separate us though from the Canadian who appears to be spending time on forums that remind him in some way of his grandmothers vagina



Karl.

So You Down Under Mates Ignoring the OUTBACK Steak Houses in the states?

I think most of you downunder guys would like anything that has to do with the western US ( excluding California, or Seattle and Portland OR).

I got to know a batch of Aussies when I lived in England for 3 yrs. Always felt closer to any one from OZ than any other former commonwealth nation.

Good old Crocodile Dundee, as humorous as it was, was great in showing the more simple straight forward way folks down under look at thngs.

I'd rather spend a week with a bunch of loonie Aussies than 5 minutes with someone from New York or LA or San Fran or Seattle any day!

So we talk funny to you guys. Give you a hint; You guys talk funny to us also.

cheers and happy new year.
seafire

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Well Nitro,you take the cake again.