Just received the following email from Hunt Australia. Must have got on their distribution list somehow in the past....

"Attention: Hunters & Collectors
We have a unique opportunity for 1 hunter to take what is believed to be a top 10 record book Trophy Buffalo.
The Buffalo is approximately 3 hours drive from Darwin, it is in a fenced area of approximately 100 acres and therefore a guaranteed hunt. The hunt will be conducted from comfortable, air-conditioned cabins with swimming pool and restaurant - a 10 minute drive to the hunting area.
Wild Boar, Barramundi fishing and Trophy Buffalo are also available.
Hunt to be conducted before end of October 2004 preferably.
Cost US$22,000. Photograph will be made available upon request.
Expressions of Interest are welcomed by return email. Feel free to visit our website www.huntaust.com.au
Good Hunting!
Hunt Australia Pty Ltd
Paula McLennan
Secretary Assisting
BOB PENFOLD"
***

You can walk out of your air-conditioned cabin, shoot your buff then go back for a swim in the pool! Only US$22,000. Any takers?

If I bring my wife and son, can they shoot a "trophy Buffalo" at a reduced rate? Say a mere $11,000USD per gun? Also, my wife is a bit frail. Could someone shoot the buff for her and then come and fetch her from the pool for the photo ops? She, of course, would tog out in her hunting gear before the photos. Wouldn't seem proper to pose her, one foot on the buff with a 600NE in her hands, while still in her swim suit.

Looks like Bob's retirement fund is getting a top up.
100ac would be the house paddock.
I bet the deal has already been taken up.

"For an aditional $5000 we here at hunt Australia will wipe your arse and shake your old fella after you piss"

"The buffalo's name is George, but don't let that spoil the hunt"

Hmmmm three hours drive from Darwin...thats puts you in the Katherine area....I wonder who's back yard the buff's in?