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I've seen crows and kites eat cane toads found on the roads by turning them over and eating from the belly, avoiding the poison sacks.These I assume are already dead. Last night a mate of mine saw a VERY large bush rat with a LARGE live cane toad in its mouth. By the looks of things it had done this before, so are they the ultimate predator? Do we need to release rats across the top end? Smiler


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Posts: 8107 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001Reply With Quote
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everyone should know by now that the only way to control cane toads, is the develope a market for cane toad golf! At the moment, the only people play seem to be Queenslanders, and some Territorians. Can you imagine if the Japanese, with their passion for the ordinary game, got hold of it?

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I've been told that Cane Toads "juice" is a powerful natural viagra.

With the Asian elderly male's pre-occupation with their limp little dicks, and their ambition to wipe out all rhino, tigers, leopards and all sorts of other wildlife in the pursuit of less-limpness, that should help greatly with the population control of cane toads.

Spread the word.


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Posts: 10138 | Location: Wine Country, Barossa Valley, Australia | Registered: 06 March 2002Reply With Quote
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I did not know that! I had always been told that the poison was a powerful hallucenegen, didn't know it was natural Viagra. I always thought the best natural viagra was scantily clad women, but I could well be wrong.

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Natural viagra? Be alright as long as it doesn't make you stiff all over. Actually I've got some in my cupboard but can't remember what it's for.


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Posts: 336 | Location: Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: 09 March 2001Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Sambar 9.3:
I did not know that! I had always been told that the poison was a powerful hallucenegen, didn't know it was natural Viagra. I always thought the best natural viagra was scantily clad women, but I could well be wrong.



That's the second part of the formula.



Nude sexy woman + Cane Toad Essence (or bettter yet live Cane Toad) to rub in = Hallucenegenic Virility ('HV' for short)

NSW + CTE (or) LCT = HV



(kids, do not try this at home. Only for highly trained professionals, or old Chinese men with perpetually limp dicks)


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by NitroX:
With the Asian elderly male's pre-occupation with their limp little dicks
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Solid gold John,this is the best crap you have posted is a long while.I haven't have a good belly laugh like this for a while. b roflmao


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NSW + CTE (or) LCT = HV
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