It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Territory,
Australia, asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold
or mild.
Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old
secrets so, when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was
going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect
firewood to be prepared.
Being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.
He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of
Meteorology and asked, "Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?"
The meteorologist responded, "It looks like this winter is going to be quite
cold."
So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood
in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the Bureau of Meteorology again.
"Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
The meteorologist again replied, "Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter."
The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of
firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. "Are you absolutely sure
that the winter is going to be very cold?" he asked.
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the elder asked.
"The weatherman replied, "There are reports that the Aboriginals are
collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign."

It'd be funny if it wasnt for that fact that that's how our pollies determine their policies!!