We Australians can sort of speak the local lingo as its very similar to English. But I thought this may be helpful to some folk here if they are thinking of a trip to NZ in the future.

You see what those bloody thieving Aussies are like now don't you.
Jeez Bakes you should have at the very least put it up on a black and white back ground, as it is now its a clear indication of how an Aussie tries and fails to speak New Zealand English.
Give back the race horse, we made pavlova first and stop cheating in cricket, and that's just to begin with.
A person in shackles shouldn't pull someone else's chain!

I was going to post that the list doesn't include the words "under arm"

I suppose now that NZ has actually won the world cup, we need to put the word "let them win" in their as well !!!

quote:

Originally posted by highlander:
You see what those bloody thieving Aussies are like now don't you.
Jeez Bakes you should have at the very least put it up on a black and white back ground, as it is now its a clear indication of how an Aussie tries and fails to speak New Zealand English.
Give back the race horse, we made pavlova first and stop cheating in cricket, and that's just to begin with.
A person in shackles shouldn't pull someone else's chain!

Bakes

Time to go hunting, you are obviously a successful fisherman !!! LOL

Eh-he - yup, our cousins across the ditch are feeling uppity, ready for another hiding at something . . seen many years ago as a "tag" on a Sydney overbridge:

"NZ Sux" but written in another colour below "Australia 0"

Kiwi's will always win these battles due to superior intellect, many years ago Rob Muldoon, the NZ Prime Minister of the day remarked that "New Zealanders who leave to live in Australia raise the average IQ of both countries"


Cheers

So how come the NZ Economy is so stuffed !!! LOL

Well prepared bait Bakes

just don't put a 'strine dictionary together .

I'd hate for non-Aussies to actually understand what Barry was saying in his movie adventures...........that would take the fun out of it.

Crickey - time to point Percy at the porcelain cobbers - with a photo of Bakes thrown in first.....

quote:

Originally posted by 505G:
So how come the NZ Economy is so stuffed !!! LOL

G'Day Fella's,

505G, good point mate but your probably not supposed to state the obvious!
LOL!!!

Doh!
Homer

Got too rough for you over on the FishnHuntNZ forum Homer?

quote:

Originally posted by muzza:
Got too rough for you over on the FishnHuntNZ forum Homer?

G'Day Fella's,

Nah not really Muzza, after a while you almost get used to expecting Low Blows from Chicken Crap Amateurs!
The thing about New Zealand Hunting and Shooting forums, is it seems there are so many Chicken Crap Amateurs, all in one or two places!!!

For those not up to speed on this situation, there is a very old Football saying that goes "Professionals Play The Ball, Amateurs Play The Man"!

I've become some what philosophical in my old age! This comes from a fair bit of knowledge and experience with such things as mentioned above and confirmation that "What Goes Around, Comes Around"!!!

So Muzza, I'll just sit and wait........

I can only assume, there may be a barrage of responses (originating from NZ) to this post, which will only confirm that old Football saying!

Doh!
Homer

Dont expect too many responses here mate .

Not many post on this forum any more because it tends to turn into a battlefield at the drop of a hat. The NZF&H Forum are amateurs compared to the beatings you can get on here

G'Day Fella's,

Sorry Muzza but I don't agree!
There's a better class of participants on these international forums!!!

Muzza, if you and your kiwi mates are getting a new Bot Bot torn on here, you probably need to look at the way you lot conduct yourself in public?

Doh!
Homer

It doesnt matter what nationality you are Homer - if someone here decides you have overstepped the mark ( their mark , I might add ) you will get hacked.

That is precisely the reason no-one posts their hunting stories on here anymore. Check it out for yourself - there arent any stories or pics posted here for weeks .

Why post when you know you will get attacked for it ? Nothing to do with how New Zealanders conduct ourselves in public or otherwise.

quote:

Originally posted by muzza:

Why post when you know you will get attacked for it ?

G'Day Fella's,

Wow Muzza, that sound Very Familiar to me!
And that sound like your getting a taste of your own medicine and that's good to see!!!

Call me persistent, but I normally don't get put off participating that easily!
As you may have noticed, I try not to let the "VI's" on NZ forums put me off enjoying my sport and business!!!

Doh!
Homer

quote:

Originally posted by muzza:
It doesnt matter what nationality you are Homer - if someone here decides you have overstepped the mark ( their mark , I might add ) you will get hacked.

That is precisely the reason no-one posts their hunting stories on here anymore. Check it out for yourself - there arent any stories or pics posted here for weeks .

Why post when you know you will get attacked for it ? Nothing to do with how New Zealanders conduct ourselves in public or otherwise.

G'Day Fella's,

Muzza, please tell me, which other nationality has been Attacked and Hacked?

If you can't name another nationality, maybe its the Kiwi's that are the PROBLEM and NOT Everybody Else!!!

Doh!
Homer

Give me a kiwi forum any day, or an aussie one for that matter.
Where people call a spade a spade. Shit reports get treated as they should, and poor attitudes get the treatment they deserve. I've never been afraid to post up what and how I hunt or think and almost totally the response here, or there has been positive.
It comes down to treating your audience with respect. But in the end if your happy with your actions, who gives a fuck what anyone else other than your peers thinks.
As a mod on one of those other forums, I know what Homer is getting at and will only say that if you don't get it, wingeing on yet another site won't change much.

Nice joke by the way Bakes, I can add leaf, for a turn opposite right.

of course you can mate.