Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swis Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with rather large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: "The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: " That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek."

The Kiwi thinks: "The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."

The Australian thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that Kiwi again."

gold.

greg

Yeah thats not too bad at all!
Best laugh I've at for a day or 2 .
Thanks.
Just remember you'll keep mate.

Silly Aussie. He has TWO hands after all.

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Originally posted by NitroX:
Silly Aussie. He has TWO hands after all.

Yep, A Yank would have copped a feel of the blonde and slapped the Kiwi!

Okay - I can't hold back any longer:

There were three Doctors talking at a conference.

One a German, one Japanese, one Australian.

The German claimed German people were easiest to work on, "when opened up they have a little diagram inside (just like old radios) that shows how to put them back together"

The Japanese said "no, we have a better system - Japs are all colour coded, open them up, then to re-asemble just put the red with the red, green with green etc"

Finally the Australian Dr spoke up "well Australians have you all beat, Aussies only have two working parts, their mouth and their arse, and they're both interchangeable"

Cheers - Foster

Gidday Foster,

Nice one mate.

The poor old Aussies are still upset that Daddy Johnnie still thinks that they aren't grown up enough to have selfloading firearms and Mother Helen lets us have ours because we are a little more grown up.

It makes me so glad to be able to have 5 shots for ducks. Oh sorry! They aren't allowed to shoot ducks either are they, or am I wrong there.

Be glad we live in Godzone.

Happy Hunting

Hamish

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The poor old Aussies are still upset that Daddy Johnnie still thinks that they aren't grown up enough to have selfloading firearms and Mother Helen lets us have ours because we are a little more grown up.

Unfortunately Father Johnnie is also better looking that Mother Helen. Believe it or not.

But I still have my pump action BTW and use it on the farm. Should replace it with a self-loader.

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They aren't allowed to shoot ducks either are they, or am I wrong there.

Still have a duck season here, but not this year as ducks need water. Raining well so far this winter.

Kiwis need 5 shots to kill a duck hey?