I just saw where Melbourne had a good snowfall. They were showing roo's bouncing around in the snow on the telly here in California.

Its a pity it didn't snow or rain out here in the Wimmera.

That "moniker" under your name would be hard to look at all day.

Greybeard

Hope Johnny Howard went jogging or power walking and his nuts froze off.

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Originally posted by NitroX:
Hope Johnny Howard went jogging or power walking and his nuts froze off.

What nuts?

G'day, Snow, what snow? there was absolutely NO evidence, presented to either the minister in question, or to Parliment, that there has ever been any snow in Australia! The Prime Minister has never been informed of any snowfalls! The Government has evidence, the source of which we we cannot reveal, which proves that there has never been any snow in Australia.

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum.

Someone must think it snows. I understand they are putting together a 100mil improvement at Mt. Hotham.

I don’t care about snow, but who started the rumour that our prime minister has balls?

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I don’t care about snow, but who started the rumour that our prime minister has balls?

It is lies all lies! the closest the dwarf has ever come to having balls!Was as a child he ran away from home & was discovered in a traveling freak show wearing false Testicals!(only thing that has changed is the freak show is now in Parlament house)

Parliment house is a freak show? I thought it was the Circus! I was going to take my kid there to throw peanuts to the performing monkeys! And now Kim is back, the tame elephant! And Bronwyn, the bearded lady?
Damn!
Maybe we can go to a real Circus, after all, State paliment sits soon.

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum

Actually, now you mention it, there IS an important difference between Parliment and the Circus. The Circus isn't run by the Clowns!

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum

After seeing little johnny stand up besides Bill McGrath and tell us how safe he was making Australia by "buying back" our guns--- my blood still boils over that---- I knew he had to be nutless.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

I don't know about Hell freezing over but South Gippsland Victoria sure did. here are some pictures of Korumburra on Wednesday. My father said it was about fifty years ago when we last had this much snow.

Nice pics looks cold....lovely part of the country l lived there for a while in the late 60s early 70s.Bet its grown now ....cheers

BAW,
No wonder that kid got an A. i thought it very, VERY funny.

Wonder if i could use it----
think I will.