An Aussie was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was Julia Gillard.

That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could dooo for him.

"Yeah" he said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk?'

An oldie but a goodie.

Ok, who's Julia Gillard? From where I sit, maybe the sheep was better looking.

Grizz - Julia Gillard is Aussies newly elected Prime Minister.

Personal taste in sheep varies from country to country .....