I got into trouble with one woman like these.

I was at our sailing club, when someone dropped a glass and it broke on the concrete floor.

They were trying to clear all the broken pieces, when I saw a woman just like these lying in the sun a few yards away.

I told the waiter clearing the glass that he should just go and get that women and roll her over the broken pieces of glass. There were far too small to reach any part of her body that might have any sense left in it for her to feel them.

The bloody nitwit went and told the manager of the club, as neither he nor I knew that woman was his aunt!

I'll take my chances with the sharks