OK, I shall make said amendments. More feedback is welcome.

I resemble those remarks!

Reminds me of the joke about the cocksucking ferret.

Man goes into a pet shop and the guy behind the counter pulls out this ferret."This here is a cocksucking ferret, on special"

"A what", asks the guy

" A cocksucking ferret" replies the shop owner"Here take it out back and try it out-you won't be dissappointed"



Well the fellow, being from New Zealand(), thinks "what the hell, I'll give it a go!" and does so.

He gets the best blowjob he ever had.



So he takes the ferret home and dumps it on the table in front of his missus.

"What the hell is that" she asks?

"Just teach it to cook" he says "and pack your fucking bags"





Karl.

Hi Muzza, yeah, and a good dog is ALWAYS happy to see you, can be used to muster sheep/cattle/hunt animals/you name it... They'll play when YOU feel like, and not complain when you don't... they're just grateful to have the attention. And if you get sick of them, you can give them to your best mate, without making an enemy of him

There's one thing they can't do (well, I guess they can, but it ain't my scene...)

As somebody on this forum pointed out a while ago, '...if it flies, floats of f**cks, you're better off renting it."

Love that line!!

hmmm
don't agree with all of these esp 2
response to 2c would be fuckim he's a c$%t anway better look for a new job.
2d should be anger, wanting to beat to death a cock in a frock.
3 I think pics of the entertainment would be good for latter viewing, as to cannibulism well leave that to the abos eating chinese near cook town last century.
25 if your drunk I think it would be ok

WTF, I don't believe this! Since when do Aussie men need rules on how to be manly

What next a list of instructions telling us how to drink beer? Pull shielas? Drive our utes?