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Had a lovely two weeks in Wagga Wagga ![]() ![]() ![]() Got flashed in a 50 zone (Bloody 50 zone on a major highway ![]() ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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Just tell them you were trying to outrun the Vic fires, mate! Hold still varmint; while I plugs yer! If'n I miss, our band of 45/70 brothers, will fill yer full of lead! | |||
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That far up into NSW I don't think it'll work mate ![]() Happened alot up that way. Tooteling along at 100 then you get a sign saying 50. Just to go through a piss-ant town with 10 houses ![]() When I got flashed I was doing 50 but then I felt the truck sliding backwads, I was going so slow so I had to give it some....next thing you know.... ![]() ![]() ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Get your copy of Sporting Shooter? Some good looking kid holding a goose won a scope.He claims to be related to you, but I see no resemblance whatsoever. rob "the older I get, the better I was" | |||
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Oooo have to get that tomorrow. ![]() ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Did you write a story about Magpie Geese?? "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill | |||
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Only a short one (Readers Shorts) ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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I told my 12 yr old daughter that she had won a prize in sporting shooter for a photo of a rabbitshe had taken. she was really excited when I showed her the photo. Then she read what the prize was. Products from Highland Scotch. rob "the older I get, the better I was" | |||
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Yeah Kurt got excited till I told him that as it was I that penned said story and posted said photo, the prize was mine ![]() ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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