Saw this on the road earlier today



Apologies if it upsets your Europeanised Christianity-based concepts of Easter

Damned Kiwi mini-van drivers.

No more Easter eggs.

More likely to be a European tourist in a Campervan , driving on the wrong side of the road..

Besides I suspect NitroX doesnt need anymore Easter eggs to add to his middle-aged expanding girth.....

I'm pumping it off as you write.

I'm thinking of opening the winemaking "gym" where the workers pay me.

Load up the basket press with must. Bend over at the waist, fill up the bucket, now lift. Repeat 40 times.

Second exercise. Pump the basket press with your right arm outmost. Repeat 40 times.

Third exercise. Pump the basket press in reverse with your left arm outmost. 40 pumps please.

Fourth and Fifth exercises. Use a wrist upwards grip and repeat the 2nd and 3rd exercises.

Repeat these series of exercises until the wine stops running and the vat is empty.

Fill up the wheel barrow with pressed dry skins and run it to the yard.

Repeat these sets of exercises four times per day.