The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a
man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year of research and
$180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the
shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.



After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.



Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own
study. After 2 weeks and at a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer,
they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from
flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

Gidday Muzz,

Aussie researchers (pollies) are still trying to prove it. That is why they now have a woman Prime Minister because all the boys were doing hands on research. Taking a leaf out of Shane Jones book. It must be a LABOUR THING!!!

Happy Hunting

Hamish

Absolutely mate .

At least their new PM is better looking than that thing we were saddled with for too many years ....

Helen Clark - "a very ugly man"

You Kiwis really are a shallow bunch...

Your kidding arn't you Muzza.....Your not calling her good looking are you? She's a Ranga....

No mate - I said yours was better looking than that thing we had , and she was the referance point for ugly as far as I could see....

I did hear some aussie commentator observe that your new leader had the brains of a barrister and the mouth of a plumber , intersting wot ?

Gidday Guys,

And both of them were LABOUR. Must be something to do with labour voters/supporters. Hand in your looks with the votes lol

Got no use for an ugly woman.

Yep we can afford to be shallow

Happy Hunting

Hamish