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Got told last week that I'm being posted back to QLD. This will be my last move. After 30 years in the RAAF, I'll be getting out of full time service next year. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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That's a great period of service you have served Tony. What are you going to do after that, too young to retire? | |||
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Lots of fishing I suspect. Wow they post you around a lot. | |||
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Only Fans mate ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Not sure anyone wishes to look at your rear end! Or you face for that matter! Your friend Walter used to call me HORRIE! Because of my looks. Same can be applied to you for sure! | |||
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I’m going to do reverse Only Fans Saeed. That’s when I send content to you and you pay me to stop! ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Having seen you in all your glory in person, there is nothing you can send me that can make up for it! As the woke crowd would say “ I cannot unsee it!” | |||
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I can only hope you enjoy retirement as much as I have. | |||
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------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Congrats Tony! In the months after I retired after 32 years army mates still in would ask what it was like. My standard reply was, "Ever since my Only Fans went viral I'm all set. Can I send you the link?" Astoundingly there was a percentage with no sense of humor who were horrified, which of course made the joke even funnier. (No really, I'll comp you the first month for free, you'll grow to like it) Bob DRSS "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?" "PS. To add a bit of Pappasonian philosophy: this single barrel stuff is just a passing fad. Bolt actions and single shots will fade away as did disco, the hula hoop, and bell-bottomed pants. Doubles will rule the world!" | |||
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You will have more time to spend with your grandchildren. A time well worth it. | |||
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Thats what I'm looking forward to mate. Bob I get the same reactions when I tell people that ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Sorry to hear you're off, Tony. I must endeavour to move in on your fallow areas | |||
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Good time to get a new pup? | |||
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I don’t know how people with no sense of humor enjoy living! If one cannot laugh at himself, there is something not functioning between his ears! I don’t have grandchildren yet. My younger brothers do. And as I am the oldest, the grandkids call my OLD GRANDAD! I LOVE it! Back from school in the afternoons their mothers bring them to my house! Apparently it is a treat as fast as they are concerned. They all love to shoot, and having an indoor range makes that perfect. They also love being in my workshop, which Tony knows well. They love to operate my CNC lathe to make bullets! Which they proudly take to school to show to their class mates! We are still normal here, unlike some the stupidity of the West! Mention BULLET at school and you get kicked out! In fact they bring their friends from school to shoot. And teachers too! Best part is?? Apparently I am their HERO! | |||
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I'll be back for a visit don't worry ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Not yet. When I retire for good may be. Thinking of a GSP. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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You will miss the Sambar,you will miss the fox shooting. Posts: 87 | Location: Victoria Australia | Registered: 07 September 2002 | |||
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On the other hand, not quite so far to travel to cull a few water buffalo! | |||
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You will miss the Sambar,you will miss the fox shooting. That I will mate. I've had a great time here but have missed the family. Its time to go home. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Ah I didnt realise that your mob wasnt with you. Understandee. Posts: 87 | Location: Victoria Australia | Registered: 07 September 2002 | |||
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Yes mate. I've been what we call, posted unaccompanied for three years now. This is my second posting like this. I did a stint in Townsville by myself in 2016. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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