Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT
Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.

He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.

Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.

I think the wombat must have been pissed. Bloody long swim across the ditch to the East Island though!

Might have been mistraken, maybe it was just a big possum!

And he rang the cops?!

Yeah if it really happened would you tell anybody? No way haha

The trick is knowing when your sense of humour will get you in trouble.
Take this thread for example; http://forums.accuratereloadin...5621043/m/1911052921

I keep on wanting to answer " Syphillis ".

Glad I havn't.

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Originally posted by shankspony:
The trick is knowing when your sense of humour will get you in trouble.
Take this thread for example; http://forums.accuratereloadin...5621043/m/1911052921

I keep on wanting to answer " Syphillis ".

Glad I havn't.

Weak as a damp sock! Stop being a mouse and do it.... cmon..... you can do it...

Lets face it - we shag those aussie sheep cos they root better than aussie wimmen ( and you can have an intelligent conversation with the sheep ) so why not try a wombat as well ???

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Originally posted by muzza:
Lets face it - we shag those aussie sheep

Uh Muz???? You Dirty Swine..... speak for yourself mate

Its ok mate - their sheep are nowhere near as good as ours - but still miles better than their wimmen.

None of them are a patch on kiwi sheilas tho...

quote:

Originally posted by muzza:
Its ok mate - their sheep are nowhere near as good as ours - but still miles better than their wimmen.

None of them are a patch on kiwi sheilas tho...

Dunno mate, sound like you've been hanging around "The Corner of bumf#@! and you got a purty mouth"

You can get pills for that eh...

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

All this time, I though wombats had better tastes than to shag a Kiwi.

I think you will find that the wombat was intoxicated and let his standards slip a bit

A wombat that's had a lobotomy?
Bugger
They must make bigger gumboots to fit those stout little legs in for the K1w1's