Caught some Kiwi TV last night and guess what?

It was nationally televised sheep shearing.

Baaaaaagger! I missed that one!

It was a NZ national significant event. A wayward sheep named "Shrek" had managed to avoid the shearers combs for 7 years and they finally caught him/her (?)



The funny thing was they sheared him/her on national TV, the whole works from beginning to end. Fun time in KiwiTown that night. Beers and pop-corn and the family glued to the box. Hot sexy strip action!



(Actually it was an Aussie news story that revealed this. Such hot nude action is not permitted here)

They have been showing the saga on FOX News here for the last week. Man, talk about a rolly-polly wool machine. Think they said they got like 60+ lbs. of wool. That's a lot of sweaters. -TONY

Hell - It even made the National (prime Time) News here in the "States!"

Aparently the sheep met the prime minister and has become a bit of a current affair. Only in New Zealand... :S

M82A1

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "Can I talk to your dog?"

Villager "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager:(look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager:(in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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Sorry Muzza hun...couldn't resist THAT one!!!!