The old fly trick, Done this trick a few times when a few bucks or beers were needed or just had to have a good laugh in the tent on a hunting trip in Steward Island.
We used to catch a fly then drown it in beer till it was pronounced dead.
Then say we are going to bring it back to life.
Bets please!!!
Cover the fly in a cocoon of table salt then sit back and watch!!!
After about 5-10 minutes the salt starts moving then the fly shakes all the salt off then starts buzzing around the tent.
Free piss for the rest of the night

Havent tried this one myself , but I am assured that it works..! With more flys for engines and maybe a balsa wood frame it should go well . You guys have some big flys too so motive power shouldnt be a problem.

its a bit quiet just now so maybe now would be the ideal time to surprise your kids with a home made present - like you used to get as a kid . Follow the instructions below and you will gain the admiration of your whole family on Christmas morning - final assembly will need to take place just before you give the gift to its rightfull recipient .



This gift is ideal for those of you who live in the bush...





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( crikey - three goes to get the picture in there - I must be loosing it...! )