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20 mil draw last night. Email said congratulations on your win....yep scored $13.25 ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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Don’t spend it all in one place. | |||
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Coffee and a biscuit Larry ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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I hear you brother, I hear you. | |||
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Look at the bright side, how many zim dollars did you just get? | |||
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In today's money, $3449.86 ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Congratulations! I see that all you big dollar winners get a personal email. Don't limit your challenges . . . Challenge your limits | |||
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WOW! You're way ahead of me. Only time I ever "won" anything was when I bought a ticket for Dad's b'day. He got $5! Here's a bite I had years ago. 5 min before shut off time, a guy I thought was a friend came to stand behind me. He worked there and had to punch in by 9. "damn, hope they get us thru I need to punch in" "hell Gary, get in front of me then". SOB hit it for $8 mil, won't even speak to me since. Question I've had: "did he get MY numbers??" We both had two numbers and 3 quick picks. George "Gun Control is NOT about Guns' "It's about Control!!" Join the NRA today!" LM: NRA, DAV, George L. Dwight | |||
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Bugger..guess you'll never know George . ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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I know better about a 'friend" now! George "Gun Control is NOT about Guns' "It's about Control!!" Join the NRA today!" LM: NRA, DAV, George L. Dwight | |||
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At a recent Australian Deer Association meeting, someone brought a recently shot young stag, caped it out for the edification of the young guys and cut it up. The pieces were then wrapped in plastic and raffled. Yours truly won a nice piece of rump and was glad to get it. The day before, I read an article saying the government had surveyed licensed deer hunters and resolved that the average bloke gets three deer a year. I must be hunting with the wrong people because none of my immediate group have admitted getting any this year, though they are either getting old or bogged down in work - but they do have the licenses. So, the winners must be around somewhere, and you'd think an ADA meeting (with a good representation from 'hound hunters') would be a good place to look. Strangely, I didn't hear any of them saying when the ticket seller came around: Bugger that, I've got three in the fridge already. | |||
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