Went for my morning walk today, through a large park. Though keeping to the correct side and on the edge of the track, I suddenly realised a jogger was coming straight for me, forcing me to sidestep on to the wet grass.

I turned and watched him lumber away before looking back to see if anyone had seen this. Another guy told me I'd got off easy - the jogger had come up from behind and elbowed him out of the way!

While I don't recall seeing many happy-looking runners, this one takes the cake.

There are times when the re-introduction of dueling seems the most appropriate solution to a number of pressing social issues.

Should've dropped the shoulder Shanks.

Had repeated experience with a sailboat owner who was seasonally in the harbour who had the aggressive habit of choosing the same line to locals walking the side of the harbour in the opposite direction.
After a couple of years of putting up with this rubbish attitude I did not step aside for him & dropped the shoulder as he passed...........big stumble & just stopped himself from tumbling into the water................haven't seen him back in the harbour in 12 months.........good riddance.