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A different type of egg. My female Darwin Carpet Python has layed 14 eggs. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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Did you send her across the "ditch" to be mated? | |||
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That is thoroughly disgusting on so many levels. | |||
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Both members of the ANZAC Race on either side of the Tasman Sea, also refered to as the "Ditch," accuse each other or make reference to their prediliction for certain acts where sheep are involved. This takes the form of humourous quotes and quips, as well direct accusations. I was merely making an inquiry, purely to broaden my knowledge, as to whether these activities included creatures other than sheep. | |||
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Why does an Aussie use 3 condoms? For protection against snake bite! "When the wind stops....start rowing. When the wind starts, get the sail up quick." | |||
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silly jokes aside - how long do these things incubate before hatching? Be cool if you keep us up to date with a pictorial report Bakes , sine we dont have snakes over here.... ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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Will do Muzza. It takes between 50-60ish days. Her last clutch all had unbroken stripes running down their length which is very unusual. I'm hoping that these ones will as well. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Oh, you have misunderstood me; I could care less about who shags sheep, or anything else they fancy. I am just disgusted by snakes and snake eggs, and the sight of them, and the mere suggestion of eating them. Yuck. Hate snakes. Coming from someone who has stumbled upon and killed many poisonous ones. Rattlers, copperheads, and cottonmouths. I know, down under you guys have snakes that make our pitiful pit vipers look like party favors, but I have never been there. | |||
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Their used to be a huge Python that lived in a tree outside a kitchen of a house I used to stay at. I once asked about a pet Wallaby, to be told that the Python reached down one night and plucked it from the ground ! You might say I kept my eyes open when going across to the outside loo !!! . Previously 500N with many thousands of posts ! | |||
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I'm late, I know, but I wouldn't worry about Aussie snakes. The spiders keep them under control. -- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them. | |||
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What's the difference between a Darwin carpet python and say, a North Qld one? Markings? | |||
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Thats about it John. Size and markings. There are a lot of carpet python sub species listed in the wiki link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morelia_spilota ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Well the eggs have hatched, one was dead in the egg but 13 remain. The dead one ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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