This may have been posted before, but I got it at work the other day and liked it....

Aussie & the Kiwi

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi, an Aussie (both blokes), a young attractive lady, and a little old
lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound if a
loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
That Kiwi must have groped the attractive girl in the dark, and she slapped
his cheek.

The attractive girl thinks:
That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
That Aussie must have groped the attractive girl in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Aussie thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Kiwi again.

Aussie Foreplay , mate - Aussie Foreplay . Thats how you and Shaun play with each other isnt it ?