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Like a ghost town here, come on this is the best forum on the entire board! Perhaps the entire internet! Can't regale you with hunting related goodies as I'm bl#$dy well laid up currently so I thought I'd lighten the mood with a lighthearted rivalry that is always amusing; Kiwi vs Aussie Jokes. They never get old and as much as we slag each other we're still good mates. So to get things rolling......... An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch. The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg' The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee' The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?' The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl' The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?' The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it' The Barman says 'What?!?!' The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...' What's an Australians idea of foreplay? You awake? What's a Tasmanians idea of foreplay? You awake, mum? One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good day, he'd already bagged 6 or 7 ducks and a park ranger came up to him. "Did you realise that its not duck season in Victoria anymore mate." said the ranger. "I shot these ducks in New South Wales!" Bill replied swiftly. The ranger then said, "Thats irrelivant if the ducks are from Victoria, throw me one of the ducks, im an expert and i'll be able to tell you if its from Victoria, or New South Wales." Bill, thinking that the Ranger was a bit of a goose, obliged and threw him the first duck. The ranger then proceeded to part the ducks tail feathers, and then jammed his index finger straight up the ducks arse. He then sniffed his finger and called back, "That one is ok, its from New South Wales, send me the second one." Bill laughed and sent him the second duck purley out of interest. The ranger did the same routine again, and when he sniffed his finger, he called back, "This duck is from Victoria, im going to have to report you." "You're kidding aren't you mate" said Bill "You can't possibly tell from that!" "Trust me, im an expert" calls the ranger "Now, what was your name?" "Bill Smith" "And where are you from Bill?" "Richmond" "Richmond Victoria, or Richmond New South Wales?" Bill then proceeded to un-do his belt, drop his daks, and called back "You're the expert, you tell me!" 'What am I aiming for?' 'I'll tell you when it gets there' | ||
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Lot of guys be hunting here in NZ mate . I would but I drew the short straw for being on-call at work , but the overtime rates and day-off-in-lieu as well makes up for working on public holidays ... This place runs in cycles anyway , its just entering a slow phase now but it will come right soon. Post something about "sambar hunting is for girls" or "why Bakes shaves his head ". That should draw some responses outta the woodwork....   ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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Because I WANT TO....not because I'm going bald anyway... I've actually done bugger all hunting since I got down here. I'm taking the boys fishing tomorrow down near the gold coast, so hopefull we will come back with some fish or some prawns. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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You mean - you LIKE looking like that ??? Sad , so sad ...  Daylight saving time ended last nite here so everyone is probably still in bed ... ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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I think the Aust v's New Zealand thing does get really tedious .... unless it is on the rugby field. I mostly employ Kiwi folks and Aussie/Kiwi jokes almost never come about because it is just boring and childish after a day or two.. A day spent in the bush is a day added to your life Hunt Australia - Website Hunt Australia - Facebook Hunt Australia - TV | |||
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Muzz Sambar Hunting is for girls mate! Real men hunt Rabbits! Good on you bakesy shave that balding mop, no one will take you seriously with a comb over mate. 'What am I aiming for?' 'I'll tell you when it gets there' | |||
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Sambar in Oz are like Rabbits,you have to kick them out of the way  "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Sir Winston Churchill | |||
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Bloody hell TP, you're not helping mate! haha 'What am I aiming for?' 'I'll tell you when it gets there' | |||
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Hey Andy, That's not cricket Regards, Bob. | |||
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Duffy must have gone Walkabout  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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