She musta bin realy ugly to get run out of Timaru of all places.....

Muzza's right. Everyone in Australia is really stupid, chases sheep, the women are ugly, the weather is too hot, the scenery is ugly. There are millions of biting insects, deady poisonous snakes wherever you step, hordes of nasty animals in the bush, death defying sea monsters ......



Maybe all those Kiwis who have never ventured over should stay at home and never experience the horrors of Terra Australis and avoid being mentally and physically scarred for life.



(PS Do you think this "secret about the Kiwi invasion" will continue to work for another hundred years? To keep inbred riff raff like Afghanis, Pakis, Kiwis, Iranians, Iraquis out ?)

There you go , printed evidence that Australia is an uncharted trackless wasteland populated by a backward tribe. Its official , the teatowel says it all.

And you are so right about the entire first paragraph. Anyone not given to acts of mercy for the ailing savage would be well advised to give Australia a very wide berth indeed.....

I never met anybody in Australia who actually drank Fosters. Are there such people?

Also how would the New Zealand economy survive if it wasn't for all of the Dole payments sent home by unemployed Kiwis staying in Australia for the higher benefits?

Stienlager, goes down like an Aussie yacht.

Mickey

I wonder where I got that Tee-towel graphic.

That isn't a tea towel graphic. It is an ancient linen map personally drawn by Captain Cook during his (almost) around the world voyage.

I thought you had left already.

Kiwis are leaving because they can't keep their ethnics in line.

Ours were similar to American indians - they never really got back in the game once we subjugated them. And too ugly to fuck in general.

The great problem with our country is the immigration policy bringing in a group different from us and more trouble than our harmless indiginies.

One group of which being fucking kiwis


Karl.