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How the hell did she think she'd get this one through the door AND how did she get it on the plane in the first place? Imagine sitting next to it on the plane ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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It is THEY ! She does NOT exist! America’s Homeland Security?? They are very good hassling old ladies! | |||
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Perhaps 'they' had so much metallic bling they just shooed 'them' through, fed up with asking for stuff to be removed. | |||
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True never thought of that ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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A few years ago a German national was refused entry into Dubai, because he had 2.7 Kgs of metal embedded in his body, including spheres as horns in his head. To me, a person's intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of tattoos he has! And by the looks of it, there are an awful lot of people lacking very much intelligence! A friend's daughter had a nose ring. Told her she looks like an Indian holy cow! | |||
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