Did you hear about the ex-Army seargeant?

He left the army because he felt he was being wasted ........

He became a bouncer !

Everyone hide - I see a sh*tfight rapidly approaching.....

Come one Muzza, don't you like all those "bouncing" grinners.

OK here's another one ............


There was a bouncer named 'Matt'.

When he had a really tough gig acting as the door bouncer of the local blue light disco, he always wondered how all those tough fifteen year olds, who by the way never showed him any respect either , how they all knew his name.

They all greeted him with jeers saying

"Hi there, Doormat!"

You've heard of the three Scottish bouncers who loved to work at the doors of Bribane's Gay Bars.

They were called:

Iva Bigun
Ben Dover and
Phil McCafferty.


You must say it out loud and as one continuous sentence. .

A couple more. I get really bored at work, so fill it with useless thoughts.



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Did you hear about the bouncer who was trying to get a University degree ?



He thought it would help open doors for him.

Then there was the 'gay' bouncer .

He would only work the nightclub's .....


.... backdoors.



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Been sampling the local product?

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Originally posted by geekay:
Been sampling the local product?

Always.

Careful mate or you will have a minor thug with social climbing aspirations beating on your door - maybe even your backdoor...

Then there was Warren, he used to rabbit punch the clientele.



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Muzza

Backdoor is firmly bolted. A dozen or so friends and relatives who are coppers may have something to say about visiting thugs.

New release of the "Mad Karl" action figurine from the "Mad Max" movies.




(Also a good "outfit" when doing door gigs at the Gay Nightcubs )

Just what I thought

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Originally posted by NitroX:
New release of the "Mad Karl" action figurine from the "Mad Max" movies.



(Also a good "outfit" when doing door gigs at the Gay Nightcubs )

that looks more like something outta the rocky horror show... put it in fishnet tights :P

Its name is the "Humungus" from "Mad Max II".

Hired all three DVDs last night and re-watched the first one. Always good. May watch no. 2 tonight.

"Humungus" is a bit of a gay-fag isn't he?

A group of bouncers who enjoyed a spot of shooting occasionally, got together to watch a home hunting video.

After watching it they agreed it had to have some of the best driven game hunting they had ever seen. They wondered which guy had made such a top home hunting video.

They kept it so long the video hire shop telephoned them and asked for them to return the video "Planet of the Apes" as it was seriously overdue.





Hottie trying to get through the door at the nightclub.

MMmmmmm "Nova", prime monkey bait!