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No not what you think. I watched this show at work last night (don't tell the boss) They swapped a game meat eating, hard working wife of a hunter with a vegan, animal rights protester, lazy bitch......shit it was funny!  ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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Sounds like I missed a good show. I hope he put the vegan, animal rights protester, lazy bitch onto the right track before he sent her back. Pete | |||
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Can I add that the vegan gets MOST of her daily energy requirments from the sun......she only eats because she's not real good at getting ALL the requirments from it  Ahhh Americans.....your funny people  ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Yeah I saw that too. Very amusing! Can you imagine staring at the Sun to get your daily vitamin & energy requirements?  No doubt very good for your eyeballs!  Think I would get peckish after a while though! | |||
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Sounds atypical. Pity I missed it. | |||
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I missed it on purpose.I saw about 5 seconds of it and had enough. ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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jb Your signature line may be taken the wrong way and out of context sometimes!  | |||
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It is a bit harsh for a signature line, but I am going to write it down for future use in various and sundry appropriate settings!!!  | |||
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Bugger....  For a moment or two I thought I might have had the opportunity to swap my ex for something else... wouldn't matter what it was, it'd be a good deal (for me, anyway).... ******************************** A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77 | |||
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I know what you mean....I went to a wife swapping party once. I tried swapping her for a quad bike and a box of bullets!  ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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And got talked down to 2 stubbie caps and a used tissue Hold still varmint; while I plugs yer! If'n I miss, our band of 45/70 brothers, will fill yer full of lead! | |||
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We'll have to keep this thread on top so if Mrs Bakes sometimes reads it, we'll know when we see a 'black and blue' Bakes in the next "Grunter Hunter" magazine article. | |||
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Wasn't she one of the laziest stupid Hoe's you have ever seen ?? And as for that pathetic pan-licking husband he sould have told that stupid c#$% to to do some house work and cook him some meat in the first minute she tried pulling that stupid shit on him...................he's as mental as she was what pull through's ! | |||
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Yep under the thumb just doesn't do it justice does it....whipped would be a better term to describe him. I thought I saw a tear of joy in his eye when his "new" wife said he shouldn't have to do any of the house work after a 15 hour stint at work. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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perhaps I should put it in italics? ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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BAW, you drive a hard bargain - OK, I'll take one stubbie cap, and you can keep the rest... bloody good value IMO ******************************** A gun is a tool. A moron is a moron. A moron with a hammer who busts something is still just a moron, it's not a hammer problem. Daniel77 | |||
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Sheez,she was a f'ing lazy bitch.I would have kicked the cow out!  Regards,Shaun. Kids in the back seat cause accidents,accidents in the back seat cause kids. | |||
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