STL approach: "United 323 best forward speed to the marker, you're number
one."
United 323 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."
STL approach: "American 434, you're number two behind an 737, follow him,
cleared visual, best forward speed."

American 434 (female): "Well I can't do balls to the wall but I can go
wide open."

-Radio silence-

Unknown Pilot (male): "Is American hiring?"

Good one!

"-Radio silence-"

LMAO

After clearing snow all afternoon, I really need it!