I thought it was time to brighten up the forum abit

6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFFER GUNS TO WOMEN

1. YOU CAN TRADE IN YOUR OLD 45 FOR A 22

2. YOU CAN ADMIRE A FRIENDS GUN & HE'LL LET YOU TRY IT

3. YOUR GUN STAYS WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO

4. GUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERYDAY

5. A GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT

6. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!!

I can't laugh, Kim saw it. If she catches me laughing I'll be getting a lot of "single action"

"Cheer up, or I'll kick you in the balls" - My Wife

L'il Jo has just pointed out that a gun will not cook dinner for you.

My feeling was that with a gun you can get your own!

Ooooh, this is gonna hurt!

Rgds

Ian

Niicky just told me that:

A gun cant take care of the farm, the kids and the dogs while you are out hunting in some god forsaken place.

i had a moments pause looking at her.

and then she said.

No not even a best gun.

well i cant argue with that

peter

1. YOU CAN TRADE IN YOUR OLD 45 FOR a TWO 22s

"she walked in twirling a pair off 44's and in her hand, there was a gun."