Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a
big black bear.
The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or.....we have
sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the big black bear had his way with Frank. Even though Frank was sore for
two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and
shot it dead. Right after. there was another tap on his shoulder. This time
a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said: "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you
have got two choices . Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than
be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank. Although he
survived, this time it took Frank several months before he fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska tracked down
the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant
polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it Frank, you don't come here
for the hunting, do you?"

Good one FB!